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The marriage of a newly wedding couple has hit the rocks as the groom just found out that his bride has no private part. Family and friends were shocked and surprised when the groom filed for divorce a month after. According to the groom, his wife was allegedly born without a vagina which made it difficult to consummate their marriage. “I took an elevator up and came into the room. I found her mother on top of her, naked — penetrating her,” the angry man tabled his complaint before the judge. “They got scared and started yelling at me,” he added. “What did you mean by ‘penetrating her?’” the judge asked. “She (mother-in-law) had a dildo. She was fu–ing her with it,” the frustrated groom responded. “So, her mother was penetrating her with a dildo?” the judge asked, surprised; while the shamed bride stood still at the witness’ stand. “Yes,” the groom quipped. “So, what happened?” the judge probed further. “They got scared and tried to explain what was going on. But...

 A man told an Ugandan Television station that he watched a woman drown and couldn’t save her because he had his phones in his pockets. A Twitter user shared a photo of the man’s interview with the caption: “This man watched a woman drown. He said he could swim & thought of jumping into the water to save her. But he had his phones in his pockets.” The Twitter user explained that the woman who hawked handkerchiefs was being chased by the Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA) when she fell into the river. The man was at the scene of the incident and was interviewed by a TV crew. He told the press that he saw the woman drown, but had no one to give his phones to so that he could jump in to save her. See the post below: David F.K. Mpanga @dfkm1970 This man watched a woman drown. He said he could swim & thought of jumping into the water to save her. But he had his phones in his pockets.

Last month, 2 women accused singer, Usher of infecting them with herpes without telling them he had the STD, now 2 women and a man are about to file a lawsuit against him, claiming Usher exposed them to the STD as well. Celebrity attorney Lisa Bloom (who represented Blac Chyna recently) says she’ll file the suit Monday in California and hold a news conference in NYC to correspond with the filing. One of the women will appear at the news conference. The 2 others will remain anonymous and will appear in the lawsuits only as Jane Doe and John Doe. Bloom says all 3 individuals claim to have had sexual contact with Usher after 2012, and he failed to tell them he allegedly had the STD.

Voice Nigeria Coach, & Singer, Timi Dakolo has revealed that he’s employed a personal football trainer to help coach & train his son, after Neymar’s record breaking deal with Paris Saint German (PSG). See some reactions below.. Chydo Lawrence Those guys who claim they’re players because they have over four girlfriends I hope you’ve seen that you’re playing girls while your village people is playing you? Meanwhile At a child dedication today one igbo man bought plastic ball for his 3month old baby and named him Lesly Mims You can’t force a profession on a child. If you like let Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Samuel Eto fils train him nothing will happen. Watch the child grow then you will discover what his talents are.

Man Murders Mom Over His ‘Disappearance’ Charm in Plateau State A teenage boy, Agugu Adau has killed his mother over her refusal to hand him over a “disappearing” charm he claimed was his inheritance from his late herbalist father. News Agency of Nigeria(NAN) reports that Agugu committed the crime at his Kisaghyip village farm in Bassa Local Government Area of Plateau. According to a family source, Agugu, after killing his mother, removed the sum of N20,000 from her blood-sucked clothes and used it to buy a mobile phone, a shirt and a pair of slippers. Mr Tyopev Terna, spokesman of the Plateau Police Command, confirmed that the suspect was being held, but declined further comments. “Investigation is ongoing. The details are not ready. Please understand with us and be patient,” he told NAN on phone. Agugu confessed to killing his mother because she refused to give him a charm that was his inheritance from his father. In his confession, he said, “When I was 14 year...

Royalty, the daughter of singer Chris Brown and Nia Guzman, is ready to explore the fashion world. Despite being only three, she will be launching her own clothing line 'Royalty Brown Clothing' The young entrepreneur with the assistance of her mother Nia Guzman, will be unveiling the unisex kids clothing line soon. According to TMZ, the collection features monster graphics, two-pieces, and even cosmetics. Royalty's goal as stated is to push threads "for the fun and energetic kid with an outgoing personality.". The 3-year-old has now joined her father, Chris Brown in the clothing line. The singer's brand is known as 'Black Pyramid'.

People born in August are truly legends Buhari-August Evans-August Bobristy-August Boko haram chairman-August Badoo chairman-August Abi what do you think?

Mary Remmy Njoku  and her hubby, Jason  have welcomed their 3rd child, a baby girl. The Nollywood actress and CEO of ROK studios and her husband, CEO of Iroko TV welcomed their daughter on Saturday, August 5. The excited dad took to his Instagram page to announce her birth as well as reveal her name to be,  Nnenna Njoku . Nnenna Njoku  (instagram) He wrote alongside a photo of the newborn: "#3 decided to join us. Welcome, Nnenna Njoku. Mrs Njoku is well. We are all super dupa happy. O+K are ecstatic to have a little sister. Njoku Kwenu." The couple revealed in March this year that they were expecting a baby  and are already parents to a son,  Jason Obinna Njoku , and daughter, Nwakaego Annabel Njoku .

t will be some time before we see another transfer as grand as Neymar’s to Paris Saint-Germain. The 25-year-old completed his stunning €222 million move from Barcelona on Thursday and was unveiled at the Parc des Princes on Friday. But while Neymar’s transfer record could stand for some time, we could see another nine-figure deal in the coming weeks. Barcelona have to find a replacement for Neymar and have been linked with a host of talented names, including Ousmane Dembele, Paulo Dybala, Philippe Coutinho and Kylian Mbappe. French newspaper L'euipe reported on Friday that Barça have held talks with Borussia Dortmund’s Dembele, who would prefer to join the Blaugrana over Real Madrid. But the 20-year-old wouldn’t come cheap. Dortmund value him at €100m, a figure no doubt reached with Neymar’s move to PSG in mind. Clubs know that Barça are desperate and have money to spend, so will hike the prices of their players. It will be the same if the Spa...

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