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Two days to his 56th birthday, a former Taraba State Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai died yesterday in Orlando, Florida, United States. He had been in and out of hospital in Europe and the U.S. in the last five years, after surviving a plane crash at the Yola airport. Then the sitting governor of his state, he flew the aircraft that crashed on October 25, 2012 but managed to complete his tenure in 2015 after being treated for the injuries he sustained. The former governor was born in Suntai, Bali Local Government Area on June 30, 1961 The Aide-de-Camp to Suntai, Mr. Dasat Iliya; his Chief Security Officer Timo Dangana and the Chief Detail, Joel Dangana, were also aboard the private Cessna plane that crashed. Following the crash the ex-governor was initially treated at Adamawa Standard German Hospital in Yola, the National Hospital in Abuja on October 26, 2012 and at a hospital in Germany. On his discharge from the german hospital, he was moved to a rehabilitation c

A civil servant in Kogi, Mrs Husseina Mohammed has returned the sum N1, 780,500 paid in  excess of her March salary to the coffers of the state government. She is a level seven accountant attached to the Teaching Service Commission (TSC) in Lokoja. Her monthly salary is approximately N34,000. However, one morning, while shopping, Husseina’s phone beeped, indicating a text message. Upon opening it, she saw that her salary account credited with N1, 787, 550.98k. . The text message stated that it was her salary for the month of March, 2017. Shocked, Husseina told Nigerian Tribune that she read the message over and over again. . On getting home, she narrated her experience to her husband. After a brief interaction, they decided to refund the money, saying that it was the right thing to do. . The decision to refund the money was expected to be a difficult one for the family because of their peculiar situation, but it became the simplest one for them, the couple stated. . Husseina

World’s oldest woman, Alimiha Seiti claims she was born on June 15, 1886. She lives in  China and last Sunday, she celebrated her 131st birthday with some of her 56 descendants in attendance. According to China News Service, despite her very old age, a local doctor Abdul Rusuli checked Alimiha Seiti over on her birthday and found normal blood pressure and blood sugar levels. The Gerontological Society of China named Alimiha as the country’s oldest person in a 2013 report and a London body Carrying the Flag World Records recognises her claim to be the world’s oldest person. But Guinness World Records, with a different standard of proof of age, lists Jeanne Calment as the world’s oldest ever person. Frenchwoman Ms Calment was born in 1875 and died in 1997, having lived 122 years and 164 days. Celebrating her birthday, Alimiha revealed she loves talking to people and often sings when she is in a good mood. She also said she loves having visitors and that someone comes to see he

Veteran comedian Ali Baba  shared chats he had with a lady who complained that her baby daddy stopped giving her the 200k monthly he usually gave for the upkeep of their little daughter. According to her, he decided to be buying groceries instead. She complained bitterly that even the N200k wasn’t enough as she had to supplement

Popular Cool FM OAP, Freeze took to his Instagram page few days ago to criticize the popular Instagram midnight prayers tagged #halleujahchallenge which is organized by popular gospel artist, Nathaniel Bassey. The controversial OAP said that it is a noble idea that he enjoyed until it became a celebrity screenshot challenge and an unverified testimony challenge. Just yesterday popular actress Funke Akindele slammed the OAP for his criticism and has since then gotten a death threat from one engineer Josh who is no doubt a follower of the program. Josh, in his first post said he is giving the OAP an ultimatum of one year to meet his demise. The US based engineer also threatened the OAP that he is not safe in Nigeria as he will do everything in his power to ensure the OAP’s death manifests if by September, he is back to the country and Freeze isn’t announced dead. Josh, after getting a reply from Feeze which spewed a police threat for his words against him, added that he is not

A Nigerian Twitter user is advising girls to stay away from married men as he claims a girl who slept with one has been menstruating for 5 weeks consecutively. According to him, the man’s wife has warned her once after she caught her with her husband. Read his tweets below…

Tonto Dikeh's  estranged husband,  Olakunle churchill  has bared his mind about the relationship he had with Tonto Dikeh and all that went down between the former couple. Churchill spoke about unveiling a new Anti-Domestic Violence programme in the chat with LIB, giving more insight into the war between himself, his wife and Tonto. He also accused Azuka of Media Room Hub of being biased, alleging that she refused to publish the evidence he gave to her because she has mutual friends with Tonto Dikeh. Excerpt from the interview below: Let’s talk about your new domestic violence initiative? The domestic violence campaign that we are embarking on with some partners from United Kingdom. We’ll be setting up a domestic violence center where we’ll have a call center to link up cases of emergencies with hospitals and police stations to give quick response and aids to victims of domestic violence. The issue of domestic violence cuts across men and women but most times the attenti

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A police nursing mother, Ugo Okochi, residing along Mile 50 layout Abakaliki, Ebonyi State, yesterday poured, Chinyere Igwe with hot water and hot melon soup, over alleged disobedience to the directive of the woman who was said to have been maltreating the young girl since she was brought to her from the village. Okochi who recently gave birth to twins, two weeks ago, was said to have poured the girl with hot soup and water after the girl was directed to fry the melon but the girl mistakenly forgot and poured the melon inside the soup without frying it. It was reliably gathered that the action of Chinyere infuriated Okochi, who immediately started beating her up, rushed inside her room, brought teargas to use on her, but on a second thought, dropped the teargas and carried a boiling hot water she wanted to use to bath her twins and poured on her. Chinyere, who lost her father recently, was taken in by her Mrs. Okochi as a house help. She said her mother gave her out because

A Nigerian lady was ridiculed and stripped after she was caught stealing several expensive jewelry from a shop in Malaysia. The unnamed lady waltzed in the shop like a potential customer, only to stuff herself with several assortment of jewelry. Luck was on the side of the shopkeepers as she was caught with the exhibits on hand. A Facebook user, QueenGirl Nadia Francis made this revelation on her wall after she shared the video of the disgraceful lady. Queen shared the video with the caption, “Hahahahahaha…make una see slay queen when go thief jewelry for shop for Malaysia. Later them go come dey do slay queen, pepper them gang for facebook. Lol..thief.” See video below:

Guys, so it looks like, Funke Akindele and her Husband, JJC Skillz are expecting set of twins.. This comes after the actress participated in the Hallelujah Challenge and asked God for a child. A new IG post by her Husband, JJC, earlier today, insinuated that they’re expecting a set of twins… and then again, Funke Akindele, during the Hallelujah challenge last night, specifically thanked God for safe delivery as well as for conception. JJC is quoted in his post: AMEN AMEN AMEN. GOD I RECEIVE YOUR WONDERFUL NEWS IN PRAISE. TO GOD BE THE GLORY YOU WILL BE CALLED A MOTHER BY YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIRACULOUS TWINS @FUNKEJENIFAAKINDELE MY QUEEN AND WONDERFUL MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN TO BE. GOD BLESS YOU @NATHANIELBLOW If this is for real, a huge congratulations to them!

The Lagos Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode has signed into law Life Imprisonment or death penalty for the offence of Kidnap and forceful extortion in Lagos State as he signs into law the state kidnapping prohibition bill, 2016. The law provides for death penalty for kidnappers whose victims die in their custody, and life imprisonment for the act of kidnapping. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the Lagos State House of Assembly passed the bill on January 5. The governor said that the law was enacted to address key issues bordering on security. He said that kidnapping had become a major threat to the safety of residents and, therefore, required decisive action by the government. “This law imposes a penalty of life imprisonment for kidnapping for ransom. “The law stipulates that, where a victim dies in the course of kidnapping, the suspect is liable on conviction to death. “Security is of utmost importance to our administration, and we are confident that this law w

Kelechi Nwakali, Arsenal player and Nigeria International footballer shared this photo of  him frying garri during a visit to his village. He captioned it; “Went to the village today to do the things I know how to do the things I enjoy doing it was fun you will know if you have been in the village good to be back”

U.S. President Donald Trump said he wouldn’t want a poor person in charge of the  economy, as he defended his cabinet, which is thought to be the wealthiest in the country’s history. . “Somebody said, ‘Why did you appoint a rich person to be in charge of the economy?’” he told supporters at rally in Iowa. “So I said …because that’s the kind of thinking we want… because they’re representing the country. . Making a particular reference to Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, a billionaire former investor, Trump said:, “They don’t want the money. And they had to give up a lot to take up these jobs.” . Trump, himself a billionaire, went on to refer to Gary Cohn, his chief economic advisor. “This is the president of Goldman Sachs. Smart. Having him represent us, he went from massive paydays to peanuts, to little tiny … I’m waiting for them to accuse him of wanting that little amount of money. . “These are people that are great, brilliant business minds, and that’s what we need, that’s

An Ikeja High Court on Thursday remanded an American citizen, Marco Ramirez, at Kirikiri Maximum Prison for allegedly defrauding three Nigerians in a $565,000 green card and investment scam. . Mr. Ramirez was remanded following his not-guilty plea to a 16-count charge of obtaining money under false presences. He was arraigned by the EFCC. . The EFCC prosecutor, V. O. Aigboje, alleged that the accused, managing director of three companies – USA Now Plc., Eagleford Instalodge Group and USA Now Capital Group – committed the offences between February 2013 and August 2013. . Mr. Aigboje said Mr. Ramirez fraudulently received $545,000 from Godson Echejue to invest in his company, Eagleford Instalodge Group, in order to procure an American green card (residence permit) for him (Echejue). . He also allegedly received $10,000 from Abubakar Umar through a non-existent investment programme in the U.S., which was billed to make Mr. Umar eligible to obtain an American passport. . The E

A NYSC member with the Instagram handle (@DipooCollection) took to social media to celebrate his beautiful mother who hawked pap to sponsor his education. In a short Instagram note, he shared pictures of himself with his mom and plastic of pap, he wrote; Dear mum With everything you have faced in your life, and the strength you have developed, proves to me that when life is tough I can be tougher. I love you so much, even though am not born with a silver spoon, am here carving a golden spoon MUM, I OLADIPUPO promise you a golden spoon in life and am proud of who you are #omoiyaOLOGI #GRINDFORMYMOTHER#MOTHER #MYLOVE #MYLIFE #MYHOPE#MYJOY #MYBACKUP #MOTHERBLESSING#HUSTLE #BELIEVE #DETERMINATION#MYGOLD

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Follow The successful release of ‘African Bad Gyal‘ Off ‘Sound From The Other Side Ep‘ that was dropped some weeks back Featuring Chris Brown. Today we are are back with another Wizkid smashing hit called ‘Naughty Ride’, there has been various agitation on the song that he feature Major Lazer, but i can only hear Wizzy voice on this. Download  S Stream Here!!! Audio Player 00:00 00:00 DOWNLOAD

POLICE RECRUITMENT Abuja – Inspector-General of Police, Mr Ibrahim Idris, on Friday said Nigeria needed to recruit 30,000 police personnel annually for five years to meet UN recommendation. Idris made this known in Abuja while dialoguing with civil society organizations under the umbrella of “Situation Room’’ as he turned one year in office. He said that when compared to other countries with over one million police personnel, Nigeria was under-policed because it had not attained the UN ratio of one-policeman-to-four-citizens ratio. “One of the challenges facing the police force is that of personnel. We are just about 380,000 personnel. Even though we are the largest in Africa, we are not enough. “If we are to follow the UN ratio of 1: 4 of police-to-citizens of the country, the Nigeria police force would be put at almost 700, 000; so, we are still operating below the UN ratio. “Last year, we recruited 10,000 police officers, but it is not enough. “So, in my o